Yoga Hosers Reviews
Honestly, I know it was stupid... Ridiculously stupid, but it was so dumb that it was hilarious. The acting could've been better, but all in all, it wasn't as bad as the critics made it out to be.
Trash. I hated this movie so much. 😡👊🏽
Filme mais ou menos, o roteiro é fraco, o filme estava indo bem, mas depois o filme decaiu demais começou a colocar cgi horrível de um bicho que estava matavam no Mercado, depois piora mais ainda quando elas aparecem num mesa com outro cara, e o vilão é um nazista que fez um bicho humano gigante deu morreu depois. Com tudo isso, eu não recomendo esse filme, por que o kevin smith fumou maconha demais para escrever esse filme.
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I acknowledge all the bad reviews and accept the criticisms! BUT, I ABSOLUTELY LOVED this film. It is one of my favorite so bad it is good movies! In a bad year for movies, 2024, stumbling on this was a welcome respite from over hyped and overrated movies. And keep in mind it made more sense than Megalopolis and was funnier than Thelma! That alone gets it 5 stars!
Yoga Hoser stands out as one of the most bizarre films I've ever seen on television. From the moment the movie started, I found myself utterly perplexed. The performances were shockingly poor; the acting was painfully subpar. The constant repetition of the word "about" pronounced with a Canadian accent—making it sound like "boot"—was just absurd and incredibly grating. Austin Butler should feel ashamed for taking part in this project. Now that he's an Oscar-nominated actor, I’m relieved he managed to distance himself from this debacle. It’s astonishing he didn’t jeopardize his career, especially since the rest of the cast seems to have become a punchline, with few being taken seriously in the industry anymore. The acting was all over the place, largely due to the nonsensical plot that was impossible to follow. It felt like a chaotic jumble, featuring strange characters that resembled bratwurst with sauerkraut inside, jumping around and attacking people—it was utterly ridiculous. When they call this one of the worst movies ever made, they're not exaggerating. I strongly advise against watching it.
SH*T!!! F KS !!! :@ looser - no more films U ***
An entire movie poking fun at Canadians. Love it!
I love this movie so much. I think most reviewers think it's meant to be a serious movie, it's meant to be a funny-bad type movie. By far a top contender for my favorite movie. I watched this movie with my dad at 13, it is an amazing movie! Definitely recommend if you have a good sense of humor!
I love how rediculous this movie is!
What were you expecting going into a Kevin Smith movie that is tied to the f'n walrus flick?! When you build a universe that's wild and cringe you're going to tend to be just as outlandish when extending that universe. Did people not expect a goofy, slap stick, weird, cringe movie after watching someone turn someone else into a fucking Walrus? Sometimes people need to remember to not take things so god damn seriously! To me, this movie was a breath of fresh air that reeks of weed.
I'm dumbfounded. I knew this movie was gonna be bad, but jesus christ I never thought it would be THIS bad. The script is cringe, the acting is so bad, the editing is out of place and lazy, etc, etc. I cannot believe they dragged Stan Lee into this god awful movie. The only redeeming aspect of this film is Johnny Depp's performance, to no one's surprise. Nonetheless, this movie is just the Smiths and Depps sucking each other off to get their friends and family some spotlight lmao. Also, the "insta cams" completely ruin the flow of the scene ever. single. time. I hate them!!!
What some dads will do just to get their daughters a part. Be thankful kido. Your dad took a major bullet for you here.
I am not sure what I just watched. I would try to recap the plot, but it would just sound non-sensical. Apparently, Kevin Smith and Johnny Depp took their families on vacation, and for fun, shot a movie while ridiculing Canadians? And not just with a camcorder - like with somewhat decent production values and some special effects. If you are in on the joke, I bet it is funny as heck. If you are watching from the outside - huh?
If your looking for a fun,entertaining Movie a funny dumb movie then this a movie for you. Personally I liked it!!!!
Almost impossible to believe Jonny depp allowed his daughter to be in this piece of detritus, because this is surely among the worst attempts at horror/ humor genre ever conceived. And perhaps even more breathtaking is the idea that someone green lighted this project to the tune of a few million bucks. Perhaps the worst part of this whole ordeal is the fact that Kevin smith, of Clerks fame apparently wrote this and then allowed himself a credit rather than using a pseudonym. Smith has reached his nadir with this joke of a movie which isn't just unfunny but less than stupid. I dare any cinephile to watch this the whole way through as a matter of gauging just how much visual and auditory torture they can endure
Kevin Smith's comedy style is AMAZING!! This movie is a must see for any Kevin Smith, Depp, Clerks, or Jay and Silent Bob fan!! We loved it! I was laughing the entire time and STILL can't get enough. I grew up watch clerks and then jay and silent bob, this type of horror comedy is gold! This is a movie I rave about. Love it!!
Its obvious that Kevin Smith had a series of ideas that he shoved into one movie that turned out to have a flimsy plot with not many funny jokes.