...brings to mind the fondly remembered Kentucky Fried Movie/Amazon Women on the Moon anthos from the '70s and '80s.

| Jan 15, 2008

Those worried about incurring God's wrath by seeing The Ten, don't concern yourselves -- by watching the film, you've suffered enough.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Aug 30, 2007

If you're looking for ha-ha funny, then The Ten is probably not for you -- you'll be more likely scratching your head in befuddled wonderment.

| Original Score: 1.5/5 | Aug 25, 2007

Perhaps the Bible needs an 11th Commandment: Thou Shalt Not Bore. That might stem misfires such as The Ten.

| Original Score: 1.5/4 | Aug 17, 2007

If there were Ten Commandments for filmmaking, one would certainly be: Thou shalt not pass off sketch comedy as a feature film, especially when charging $9 a ticket.

| Original Score: 2/4 | Aug 17, 2007

The Ten is nowhere near a 10. Let's call it a six.

| Original Score: C | Aug 17, 2007

The actors are so good, and so funny.

Full Review | Aug 9, 2007

The Ten is devious and inspired enough to juice you past any weak spots. Thou shalt be amused.

| Original Score: B+ | Aug 9, 2007

I wish that the batting average in The Ten was a little higher, but I'm happy that Wain and Marino got up to the plate and knocked a few out of the park.

| Aug 4, 2007

A lame and irritating comedy that is an endurance test to sit through.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/4 | Aug 3, 2007

Not so much blasphemous as it is very silly, and it lives up to the one unbendable commandment of comedy: It's funny.

| Original Score: 3/4 | Aug 3, 2007

Multi-segment movies tend to be notoriously uneven, and this definitely proves to be the case with The Ten.

Full Review | Original Score: 2/4 | Aug 3, 2007

The Ten is so proud of its own wit and irreverence that when you fail to be equally impressed, you are likely to wonder if your own sense of humor is, in some way, deficient. Rest assured it is not.

| Original Score: 2/4 | Aug 3, 2007

Darkly satiric.

| Aug 3, 2007

In other words, I hated it, and if there are a better three words in the English language to adequately explain my feelings I must admit I have not yet been able to find them.

| Original Score: 1/4 | Aug 3, 2007

A Decalogue for special-ed students, The Ten leans too often toward the bizarre and the bewildering.

Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5 | Aug 3, 2007

Despite many giddy moments, the conceit becomes gradually more exhausting, until somewhere around the seventh commandment you're ready to choose God's wrath over any more overproduced, A-list-acted throwaway 온라인카지노추천 sketches.

| Original Score: 2.5/5 | Aug 2, 2007

Where Kieslowski's work always had a goal and a sense for how real people think, nothing about The Ten suggests that the filmmakers ever thought any further than the next meager, uncomfortable titter.

Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4 | Aug 2, 2007

Like the comic masterpieces of [Woody] Allen's '70s heyday, the first five short films represent a brilliant, laugh-out-loud combination of grad-school braininess and vaudeville goofiness, highbrow absurdity and lowbrow shtick.

| Original Score: B | Aug 2, 2007

You really have to be in the mood to get into The Ten's forced goofiness.

| Original Score: 1.5/4 | Aug 2, 2007