Stealth Reviews
...a crude Jerry Bruckheimer knock-off with a laughably insipid script...
| Original Score: D | Jun 21, 2009
Memorable for being forgettable.
| Mar 1, 2007
Neither entertaining nor exciting, the dumb and noisy Stealth will hopefully live up to its name by fading quietly from movie theaters.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4 | Oct 11, 2006
| Original Score: 2/5 | May 12, 2006
It's basically the videogame version of Top Gun... on steroids!
| Original Score: 4/10 | Dec 6, 2005
Undoubtedly a perfect example of everything that's wrong with contemporary action flicks, although the movie isn't quite as bad as it's been made out to be.
| Original Score: 2/4 | Dec 6, 2005
... a chocolate-coated mothball, tasty enough on the outside but unsafe to swallow...
| Original Score: 1.5/4.0 | Dec 2, 2005
A technical marvel, but an uninvolving failure at an emotional level.
Full Review | Original Score: 64/100 | Nov 11, 2005
Ends up resembling its robot plane: fast, sleek, soulless and monotone.
| Original Score: 2/5 | Sep 23, 2005
I went into this film not expecting much. I was pleasantly surprised.
| Original Score: C+ | Sep 19, 2005
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Sep 14, 2005
Há boas idéias espalhadas aleatoriamente ao longo do roteiro; pena que são massacradas pela presença organizada de bobagens.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5 | Sep 2, 2005
Stealth offers a plot so laughably preposterous that you halfway expect instructions to flash on the screen with a point tally in the corner.
Full Review | Aug 29, 2005
Some of us, however, are at least as interested in software as hardware, which often makes Stealth tedious going.
| Original Score: C | Aug 20, 2005
Some genuinely enjoyable and surprisingly dove-like parts, hidden in a clumsy homage to 2001.
| Original Score: 2.5/5 | Aug 18, 2005
Weakly written and cynically contrived ...
Full Review | Original Score: D | Aug 12, 2005
It's hard to completely hate this, hokey as it is, because you still want to root for the good guys in the end.
| Original Score: 2.5/5 | Aug 12, 2005
For at least the first hour, Stealth is a SAEBCPSOS (Shockingly and Excruciatingly Boring Columbia Pictures Sack of S---).
| Original Score: 1/10 | Aug 10, 2005
Stealth isn't clever and has no sense of humour about itself.
Full Review | Aug 9, 2005
More of a flying turkey than a tale of airborne action, "Stealth" begins to nosedive moments from its liftoff until it spirals out of control about half-way through.
Full Review | Original Score: .5/4 | Aug 9, 2005