BloodRayne is scary rubbish. [Full Review in Spanish]

| Apr 16, 2019

A film that tries to convey a palpable sense of epic adventure and maximum exploitation of violence and sex, but which ultimately feels as relevant and important as a short film directed, written and starring cats and dogs. [Full review in Spanish]

| Original Score: 1/4 | Feb 13, 2017

At the rate Boll's improving, he'll achieve a film worthy of a thumbs up rating sometime late next decade.

| Jan 15, 2008

The fight scenes are the worst kind of editing-room cheating, meant to cover for actors who haven't been trained to wield anything more intimidating than a cell phone.

| Original Score: F | Jul 23, 2007

Just when you thought camp was dead, along comes this bizarre cross between a Tarantino knockoff and a Hammer horror film.

| Mar 7, 2007

Turgid drama and incompetently staged action sequences...

Full Review | Original Score: D+ | Nov 27, 2006

Only as bad as ordinary bad films and not as bad as getting your eyelid caught on a nail.

| Original Score: 0/4 | Jul 6, 2006

This is a movie that begs you not to watch it.

| Original Score: 1/5 | May 21, 2006

So how does a filmmaker bounce back from an almost universally reviled action-horror mistake? Well, if your name is Uwe Boll, you don't.

| Original Score: 1/5 | May 6, 2006

All in all, not as bad as you'd suspect and certainly serviceable for all who love the bloody, low-budget vamping gone wild.

| Original Score: 5/10 | Feb 3, 2006

The supporting cast is mind-melting: Michael Madsen is as out of place in this Medieval milieu as Meat Loaf in a hoop skirt, and Meat Loaf is just out of place.

Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4 | Jan 19, 2006

It's as if Boll brought together the best team of talent he could possibly secure on short notice and then told them all to suck. And they do!

| Original Score: 1/5 | Jan 16, 2006

[Uwe Boll] is fast becoming known as one of the worst directors on the planet.

| Original Score: 2/5 | Jan 15, 2006

When on-line petitions beg directors to stop making films, is that the beginning of the end?

Full Review | Original Score: .5/4 | Jan 14, 2006

| Original Score: 1/5 | Jan 14, 2006

BloodRayne is a movie of unconnected plot dots. In the hands of director Uwe "German Tax Dodge" Boll, a simple sword and sorcery story with vampiric overtones turns into genre-jumping attempts to find an audience.

Full Review | Original Score: F | Jan 13, 2006

It'd be a stretch to call the movie good, but at least it's fun-bad.

| Jan 12, 2006

It's essentially a feature length version of what could have been told in a five-minute flashback sequence during a real BloodRayne movie.

| Original Score: 2/5 | Jan 11, 2006

It's time to start paying attention to the oeuvre of German director Uwe Boll. At this rate, he'll become the Ed Wood of this new movie century.

| Original Score: F | Jan 11, 2006

If I thought for a minute this Roquefort-riddled camp-fest was as intentionally ridiculous, stilted, witless and over-the-top as it actually is, I'd congratulate Boll.

| Original Score: 2/5 | Jan 11, 2006