Just when you thought camp was dead, along comes this bizarre cross between a Tarantino knockoff and a Hammer horror film.

| Mar 7, 2007

Turgid drama and incompetently staged action sequences...

Full Review | Original Score: D+ | Nov 27, 2006

[Uwe Boll] is fast becoming known as one of the worst directors on the planet.

| Original Score: 2/5 | Jan 15, 2006

It's time to start paying attention to the oeuvre of German director Uwe Boll. At this rate, he'll become the Ed Wood of this new movie century.

| Original Score: F | Jan 11, 2006

After Rayne breaks out of the circus, it's a simple story, really, about a mixed-up girl who wants to slay her father.

| Jan 10, 2006

Most of the budget seems to have been spent on the cast, with apparently little left over for sets or costumes.

Full Review | Jan 9, 2006

Uwe Boll is such a bad director that it must be intentional.

| Original Score: 0/4 | Jan 9, 2006

How fitting that director Uwe Boll (House of the Dead) would choose a vampire flick as his latest project - the man has a career that, despite the horror he continually inflicts on innocent moviegoers, simply will not die.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/4 | Jan 9, 2006

Pic lurches from incident to incident at a graceless plodding place, offering little in the way of genuine excitement -- the swordfights often are confusingly cut and choreographed -- and only minimal amounts of guilty-pleasure titillation.

| Jan 9, 2006

The film might be the first of its kind: something to bring Maxim subscribers, video gamers, and loyal Logo viewers together.

| Jan 9, 2006

Halfway through, the guys put Rayne through a training sequence, even though we've just seen her kick butt for 45 minutes, then there's a long, talky stretch that is woefully short of impaling - perhaps suggesting that the movie's financing was dwindling.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/4 | Jan 9, 2006

There isn't much more of a story. In fact, there isn't any story. Luckily, Loken is there to provide something to stare at, vacantly.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/4 | Jan 8, 2006

There's nothing certain in life except death, taxes and ... that movies based on video games are going to stink. Cue BloodRayne.

| Original Score: F | Jan 7, 2006

Less pleasurable than the throbbing bladder pain begat by too much movie theater soda, BloodRayne ably continues Uwe Boll's indisputable reign as the worst filmmaker on the planet.

| Original Score: .5/4 | Jan 6, 2006

I'm not sure what Boll sees when he looks through the director's lens while filming each of his pictures, but I'm certain it's something different than what the rest of us see. BloodRayne poses no threat to his reputation.

| Original Score: 0/5 | Jan 6, 2006