Bloodsucking Bastard is not a bad movie, but it's not the best horror-comedy either. It's fun and enjoyable, but not particularly memorable.

| Original Score: 3/5 | Apr 19, 2020

There's a very fine line to this type of comedy, and Bloodsucking Bastards falls over on the side of hitting the same slack-is-hip note too many times.

| Original Score: B- | Dec 14, 2018

The movie is full of rapid-fire jokes and asides, delivered with complete nonchalance, and the humor is wonderfully on-target and unforced.

| Jul 19, 2018

As predictable and recycled as this may feel, you can't help but entertain in this cast.

| Original Score: 6/10 | Jul 19, 2018

Whilst there may be nothing particularly new about Bloodsucking Bastards, it has bags of personality and manages to draw a lot of energy from its deliberately mediocre foundations.

| Original Score: 4/5 | Jul 19, 2018

Hardly state-of-the-art but offers enough bro banter to amuse, especially in the hands of this unexceptional but likable cast.

| Jul 19, 2018

Feels a lot more like one long stale viral comedy segment.

| Jun 3, 2016

A mash-up of Office Space & Fright Night, BB takes some time to get going but when it does, the jokes fly almost as fast as the gore, resulting in a feel-good film that's a wonderful tribute to vampires & raucously deconstructs the modern workplace.

| Original Score: 3.5/5 | Jan 6, 2016

Bloodsucking Bastards is as juvenile as its title suggests, but with a strong script and a stronger cast, it's also a lot of irreverent, gore tinged fun.

| Jan 1, 2016

[The film] pays off, but it takes a lot of sloppy legwork to get to the good stuff.

| Original Score: 6.8/10 | Sep 4, 2015

...the film sinks its teeth into toxic elements of office culture, such as the trampling of individuality...or simply how no one ever bothers to learn the janitor's name.

| Sep 4, 2015

Bloodsucking Bastards is the workplace comedy you didn't think you needed, boasting a satirical intelligence that's even sharper than its blood-coated fangs.

| Original Score: 8/10 | Sep 4, 2015

"Bloodsucking Bastards" simply isn't worth the time it takes to get rolling.

| Original Score: C- | Sep 4, 2015

I'm forgiving of DIY productions that work without much of a bottom line, but there are some basic film techniques that still need to be considered, and don't cost a dime.

| Original Score: 2.5/4 | Sep 4, 2015

While it's not offensively violent, it's full of sexist jokes. And while many viewers will be able to relate to jabs at bottom-feeding companies, they'll probably wonder how such a lackluster script ever became a movie.

| Original Score: C | Sep 3, 2015

"Bloodsucking Bastards" only occasionally matches the inspiration of its jokey title.

| Sep 3, 2015

Fans of gory-fied movies will not be disappointed by the crimson geysers to be witnessed late in the movie when the narrative pace finally climbs above "comatose" and the blood bags outnumber the sentences in the screenplay.

| Original Score: 1.5/4 | Sep 3, 2015

While this isn't anywhere near a classic of the comedy-horror genre, it's still a well-written work of splatstick that's more downright engaging than 90% of the "serious" (i.e., mediocre) horrors that have flooded theatres of late.

| Original Score: 2.5/5 | Sep 3, 2015

Bloody enough to satisfy fans who want their comedy with some bite.

| Sep 3, 2015

For a Friday night rental with some friends and a six-pack (or three), you could do much worse.

| Original Score: B | Sep 3, 2015