The craziest thing about this, let's face it, completely unnecessary and vastly inferior imposter of a film, is the ending.

| Jun 27, 2017

Wayne Blair and Jessica Sharzer's remake attempts to be all things to all people, and ends up being nothing to anybody.

| May 25, 2017

Dirty Dancing is 30 years old. To celebrate, ABC has decided to stomp all over your memories of the beloved film.

| Original Score: D | May 25, 2017

A god awful and ill conceived version of the eighties classic.

| May 25, 2017

This new Dirty Dancing is an energetic way to get ready for summer in a way that will have you tapping your toes, and it brings all the swirling skirts and thrusting hips that we could have hoped for out of a 온라인카지노추천 special.

| Original Score: 3.5/5 | May 24, 2017

ABC'S Dirty Dancing remake fits snugly in a box, adding just enough appealing wrinkles to its predecessor's familiar moves to provide, if not the time of your life, for what it is a pretty enjoyable few hours.

| May 24, 2017

Somehow, this earnest, anodyne remake has managed to surgically extract the magic -- leaving the story and signature lines intact while suctioning out all the subtlety, charm, and lead chemistry that defined the iconic 1987 original.

| Original Score: C- | May 24, 2017

The film tries to make a star out of [Colt Prattes], and if that doesn't quite happen, it nevertheless succeeds at showing the hidden talents of some of the medium's most durable stars.

| May 24, 2017

In summary, the new Dirty Dancing is disappointing and a bit all over the place. But its biggest sin is that it's bloated and boring.

| May 24, 2017

Nope. Really, nope. Just - don't. We've seen it, and between the bad lip-syncing, the inexplicable addition of musical numbers, and the pale imitation of classic moments from the original film, it just doesn't work.

| Original Score: C | May 24, 2017

It's less the time of your life and more three hours you'll never get back.

| May 24, 2017

The new Dirty Dancing, cast with an eye toward diversity, ends up being neither disastrous or necessary.

| Original Score: C | May 24, 2017

Getting the sociopolitical context so wrong might approach being forgivable if the central romance between Baby and Johnny weren't also botched.

| Original Score: C- | May 24, 2017

I think Breslin is perfectly engaged with a different take on the character, it just happens that nobody else in this new Dirty Dancing has been told to change the story around her.

| May 23, 2017

Remake can't recapture original magic, but still entertains.

| Original Score: 3/5 | May 23, 2017

Casting alone isn't enough to redeem it, and unless viewers plan to do some 21st century tweeting while hate-watching, Dirty Dancing doesn't have enough swing in the modern era to make it mean a thing.

| May 23, 2017

No matter how badly you sing, you can't be as tone deaf as this movie.

| Original Score: 1.5/4 | May 23, 2017

ABC's remake of the 1987 romantic drama Dirty Dancing is, well...not good. If it were a Taco Bell sauce packet or a chicken wing flavor, it would be mild. Nobody wants to watch a movie called Mild Dancing.

| May 22, 2017

Dirty Dancing on ABC is a sappy, passionless, schlocky remake of the original, without even the iota of imagination necessary to expand upon the 1987 film.

| May 19, 2017

The original Dirty Dancing was no paragon of cinematic excellence, but boy, does it look like Swan Lake next to The Hokey Pokey that is ABC's remake of the 1987 film.

| Original Score: D | May 1, 2017