Blumhouse's Fantasy Island Reviews
Dozens of incongruencies and massive plot holes are generated due to the ridiculous attempt at a Shyamalan-like twist. The two pillars of any movie (story and characters) are a total failure, making everything else fall apart with no possible salvation.
| Original Score: F | Jul 24, 2023
A fantasy without imagination is nothing more than reality itself. And, the reality here is, Fantasy Island is a sightly miss of a movie
| Original Score: 5/10 | Jul 20, 2023
One can glimpse the potential of a horror-themed Fantasy Island, if they squint and turn their head to one side, but the actual film positively reeks of a lack of effort.
| Original Score: 3/10 | Apr 8, 2023
“Fantasy Island” does nothing to justify its existence. It’s just a blob of fairly interesting ideas pasted together and thrown out for consumption.
| Original Score: 2/5 | Aug 20, 2022
This could have been a fun, scary movie. Instead, it's an often boring waste of time with a criminally stupid ending.
| Nov 16, 2021
A visit to the remote location is still worth the price of admission...
| Original Score: 3/5 | Jun 14, 2021
A bloated, convoluted and (most egregiously) boring mess.
| Original Score: 2/5 | Dec 30, 2020
Comatose direction by Jeff Wadlow turns the comedy leaden, the horror perfunctory and the twists stupefying.
| Original Score: 2/5 | Oct 20, 2020
Some of the writing is really cheesy and just a bit too much.
| Original Score: 4/10 | Oct 13, 2020
The first 80-odd minutes of the film are merely quite bad; it's the rest of it that turns it into such a remarkable disaster.
| Original Score: 0.5/5 | Sep 12, 2020
Despite its potential, Fantasy Island's shoddy script can't save it from being one of Blumhouse's more notable blunders. [Full Review in Spanish]
| Original Score: 1.5/5 | Aug 31, 2020
Blumhouse's Fantasy Island is like a giant tangled, rotting ball of yarn that keeps gathering dustballs of bad ideas on top of more bad ideas. You can try to untangle it to sort it all out, but it's not worth it, and it's best to avoid it altogether.
| Jul 14, 2020
It's hard to walk away from Fantasy Island feeling like this idea could have been utilized better. Perhaps, there's a movie where you can parse both compelling scares and narrative that really depicts the dangers of changing the past.
| Jul 8, 2020
If you were stranded on this desert island and made to live out your chosen fantasy to its logical conclusion, you would surely choose something more life-affirming than this forgettable affair.
| Original Score: 1/5 | Jun 11, 2020
It's just not the least bit scary.
| Original Score: 4 | May 12, 2020
Fantasy Island plays out like an overlong version of a television pilot. It's definitely a quarter of an hour minutes too long,
| Original Score: 4/10 | Apr 30, 2020
If you remember the Fantasy Island television show, you should watch the film at least once if for nothing more than nostalgia's sake.
| Original Score: 2.5/5 | Apr 28, 2020
'Fantasy Island' is admittedly nothing to dream about, but it's a hell of a lot of fun. If you can prepare yourself for something that feels as if it came out 20 years ago, then you'll have a solid time with it.
| Original Score: 3/5 | Apr 26, 2020
Look, this remake of the '70s 온라인카지노추천 show about - you guessed it - a Fantasy Island, where your dreams come back to haunt you, is horrible.
| Apr 20, 2020
There's a good movie in here somewhere, and the unrated cut amped it up a bit, but the overall payoff is kinda laughable.
| Original Score: 3/5 | Apr 20, 2020