Mosquitoes bite. Gators tear. But only Victor Crowley strangles a man with his own intestines until his head explodes.

Full Review | Original Score: 4/5 | Oct 5, 2010

This is basically an excuse to watch skulls crushed like melons, guts ripped from body cavities and torsos halved. And such things go on with relentless and disgusting regularity.

| Original Score: D+ | Oct 1, 2010

Swift and amusingly brainless, Hatchet II more than delivers on splatter expectations.

Full Review | Original Score: 4/5 | Oct 1, 2010

Say a prayer that there's no Hatchet III in the future.

| Oct 1, 2010

Suffers from lamentable acting, murky cinematography and, for the most part, lamely unfunny dialogue.

| Original Score: 0.5/4 | Oct 1, 2010

The most shocking thing about the sequel is that it's a dramatic improvement.

| Original Score: 3/5 | Sep 30, 2010

The movie is never as cheeky or as fun as Green thinks it is, but he tries with all his might.

| Original Score: 1/4 | Sep 30, 2010

Hatchet II is distinguished both by a funky, frisky sense of humor, and gore of great quality and quantity.

| Original Score: B | Sep 30, 2010

More funhouse than grindhouse, this unrated horror-comedy has its D-grade charms thanks to its killer cast.

| Sep 30, 2010

Rob Zombie could sue Green for filching his lightning filters.

| Original Score: 1/4 | Sep 30, 2010

There are many good movies opening this weekend. Hatchet II is not one of them. Tickets are not cheap and time is fleeting. Why would you choose this one?

| Original Score: 1.5/4 | Sep 30, 2010

It's a functional sequel, but with all that spirited slicing and dicing, the director could have at least broken a sweat.

| Original Score: 2/5 | Sep 29, 2010

By the time Crowley begins literally ripping Marybeth's posse apart, one is too numbed-out to cheer the gruesome ingenuity of the old-school special effects. Die, Victor, die. Please.

| Sep 28, 2010

Writer-director Adam Green offers another super-sized dose of bone-shattering, blood-splattering mayhem.

Full Review | Sep 27, 2010