Kindergarten Cop was one of Schwarzenegger's more diverse roles to date, showcasing the actor's talent in more than just action sequences.

| Original Score: 4/5 | Feb 5, 2024

The film, rather insubstantial that it almost doesn't exist, distracted me for an hour and a half. [Full review in Spanish]

| Dec 1, 2022

...an erratically-paced yet mostly enjoyable comedy...

| Original Score: 3/4 | Aug 13, 2022

Casting the enormous Austrian to play nice in a classroom full of six-year-olds was a stroke of genius.

| Original Score: 7/10 | Sep 14, 2020

Apart from the violence Crisp's trail leaves in his wake, there's much else to disturb youngsters watching Kindergarten Cop...

| Jan 5, 2018

[Schwarzenneger's] transformation in to kids film star is nearly seamless, as he's able to connect with his primarily younger cast surprisingly well, and garners a strong chemistry with just about everyone in the film.

| Mar 21, 2014

| Original Score: C | Sep 7, 2011

The Terminator meets Mother Goose.

| Original Score: 4/5 | Jan 2, 2011

Full Review | Original Score: 0/5 | Aug 2, 2008

Actually fairly entertaining, buoyed by Schwarzenegger's self-deprecating charm and easy chemistry with his capable costar, Pamela Reed, and the hammiest bunch of tykes ever assembled for a movie.

| Original Score: 3/4 | Sep 26, 2007

A mish-mash of violence, psycho-drama and lukewarm kiddie comedy.

| Sep 26, 2007

With a heart of purest mush, Kindergarten Cop still manages to be generally entertaining.

Full Review | Original Score: 3/5 | Sep 26, 2007

If Reitman's film gets closer than most to covering the bases, there remain huge gaps in plausibility and a romantic subplot any ten-year-old could tell you is just plain icky.

| Jun 24, 2006

Surrounding Arnold with the giddy kiddies is a shameless, gimmicky stunt. But what the heck...Reitman's actioner still works as a zesty vehicle for The Muscled One.

Full Review | Original Score: 3/5 | Jan 20, 2006

Full Review | Original Score: 3/5 | Sep 17, 2005

Full Review | Original Score: 2/5 | Jun 19, 2005

Ahnold's best foray into comedy territory ... for whatever that's worth.

Full Review | Original Score: 4/5 | Apr 3, 2005

Kid-friendly violence -- what a concept.

Full Review | Original Score: 2/5 | Dec 8, 2004

Full Review | Original Score: 0/5 | Nov 22, 2004

Full Review | Original Score: 3/5 | Oct 14, 2004