…these are ancient, outdated British comedy traditions as if Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz never happened; ie it’s sexist, witless, misogynist garbage…

| Original Score: 1/5 | Sep 15, 2024

Lesbian Vampire Killers is not big, it's not clever but, if you take it in the spirit in which it's intended... it can be quite funny.

| Original Score: 2.5/5 | Oct 29, 2019

It's not even so bad it's good. It's so bad that, even at 87 minutes, it's probably a good 87 minutes too long.

| Aug 29, 2018

Written by Stewart Williams and Paul Hupfield with an insatiable urge to suck.

| Original Score: C | Oct 28, 2016

The one dimensional narrative struggles to hit home.

| Original Score: 2/5 | Apr 15, 2010

The DVD release of Vampire Killers leaves out the 'Lesbians' from the title. Also missing are funny jokes, thrills and engaging characters.

| Original Score: 1/4 | Dec 28, 2009

the only thing that made it watchable was its mercifully short length

| Original Score: 3/10 | Dec 15, 2009

| Original Score: 2.5/5 | Oct 22, 2009

Sure, the whole thing sets gay rights and feminism back 40 years, but Lesbian Vampire Killers doesn't mean to offend. It is, in fact, all rather tongue-in-cheek, very much in the tradition of Sean of the Dead or Lair of the White Worm.

| Original Score: 3/5 | Aug 10, 2009

It may not be smart, but under the right circumstances, it sure can be fun.

| Original Score: 2.5/5 | Jul 15, 2009

For others just looking for schlocky kicks, this might have a finger-clicking pace and high-gloss finish, but it's no more than a calling card from director Phil Claydon and the script, written by a pair of comedy-sketch writers, is surprisingly dull.

| May 22, 2009

It's a 15-year-old boy's idea of a great night at the movies -- sexy ladies in lingerie who get their heads lopped off.

| Original Score: 3/5 | May 21, 2009

The misogyny is too insistent to be ironic, despite the relatively small use of nudity and gore. The vampires, when slain, spurt milky white fluid rather than blood, a peculiarly unpleasant, and telling, detail.

| Original Score: 1/5 | May 21, 2009

The relentlessly puerile, juvenile humour of Lesbian Vampire Killers makes it something of a guilty pleasure, but a pleasure none the less.

| May 20, 2009

The humour is deadbeat British, which jangles fearsomely with the vampire theme. The tone is brashly entertaining, as the filmmakers borrow shamelessly from 50s horror conventions

| May 16, 2009

| Original Score: 2/10 | Mar 27, 2009

Let's get one thing straight. It's not drivel because of its lesbian titillation. It's just drivel. The Beavis and Butthead mentality is just another reason to loathe it, like Page Three of The Sun.

| Original Score: 1/5 | Mar 27, 2009

Agreeably goofy but surprisingly mild horror-comedy...that's several guffaws short of a laff riot.

Full Review | Mar 20, 2009

| Original Score: 2/5 | Mar 20, 2009

Grab your holy water and your wooden stakes, you'll have a good time.

| Mar 19, 2009