It's not even so bad it's good. It's so bad that, even at 87 minutes, it's probably a good 87 minutes too long.

| Aug 29, 2018

It's a 15-year-old boy's idea of a great night at the movies -- sexy ladies in lingerie who get their heads lopped off.

| Original Score: 3/5 | May 21, 2009

The misogyny is too insistent to be ironic, despite the relatively small use of nudity and gore. The vampires, when slain, spurt milky white fluid rather than blood, a peculiarly unpleasant, and telling, detail.

| Original Score: 1/5 | May 21, 2009

Agreeably goofy but surprisingly mild horror-comedy...that's several guffaws short of a laff riot.

Full Review | Mar 20, 2009

| Original Score: 2/5 | Mar 20, 2009