The Long Kiss Goodnight Reviews
...what makes the film soar—and it does, often—are the performances led by an absolutely commanding Davis. Jackson is no slouch either. This is one of his best turns.
| Original Score: B | Mar 25, 2025
This is almost a poster child for mediocre mid-90s action cinema.
| Original Score: 5/10 | Jan 17, 2025
Just a year after Davis teamed up with director, and then husband, Renny Harlin on the box office flop Cutthroat Island, the two returned with another overegged and overlong action thriller.
| Dec 4, 2024
...a decent-enough actioner trapped within the confines of a wildly overlong misfire.
| Original Score: 2/4 | Apr 13, 2022
This movie is so bad that it needs to be seen to be fathomed.
| Original Score: 1.5/4 | Mar 10, 2022
You wont be disappointed with cursing, extraordinarily skilled and smart Charly and warm, polite Samantha who, oftentimes, throws a knife around because "chefs do that".
| Original Score: B | Feb 13, 2022
With fast-paced adventure, detonative mayhem, a decent body count, and an unflinching approach to mouthy dialogue, the project is a shining example of an overlooked actioner.
| Original Score: 7/10 | Sep 14, 2020
Despite its often basic action structure, there is enough substance in the script to intrigue those viewers who normally look down on movies loaded-up with blasts, blows and blood.
| Original Score: 3.5/5 | Sep 11, 2020
The odd couple pairing of Geena Davis and Samuel L. Jackson is one of the film's best assets, as the duo display terrific comedic chemistry.
| Dec 26, 2018
For once, Shane Black's penchant for Christmas isn't merely window-dressing. He understands the holiday's sometimes wearying grenade-shrapnel shell-shock - and how claustrophobically cloistering with loved ones often can only expand the blast radius.
| Original Score: 4/5 | Jan 1, 2017
The surprise and also the disappointment of The Long Kiss Goodnight is much simpler, and less politically inflected: it's badly made, or too close to badly made.
| Original Score: C | Jan 21, 2012
Frankly, if I had to see either Harlin-Davis movie again, I'd opt for the klutzy unpleasantness of Cutthroat Island over the efficient if equally stupid unpleasantness of this 1996 release.
| Oct 25, 2011
The Long Kiss Goodnight is the fall's best summer movie.
| Feb 16, 2011
Hectic stuff with a spectacular finale.
| Original Score: 3/5 | Feb 16, 2011
The kind of movie in which a dozen bad guys with an automatic weapon in each hand couldn't hit a lake if they were standing at the bottom of it, to steal the screenplay's best wiseacre remark.
| Original Score: 2.5/4 | Feb 16, 2011
Like the heroine, the movie has two personalities that smartly coexist.
| Feb 16, 2011
There's an excessive amount of excess -- a mind-numbing plurality of firearm battles, vehicular explosions and brutally frank sexual talk.
| Feb 16, 2011
"The Long Kiss Goodnight" has a jokey good time with its outlandish pyrotechnics and offbeat character interplay.
Full Review | Mar 27, 2009
The only saving graces are Davis's stripped-down, mean-as-a-wildcat portrayal of the Uzi-toting Charly, and Jackson's engagingly ineffectual turn.
| Jun 24, 2006
I like The Long Kiss Goodnight. I thought it was a lot of fun, and the dialogue was funny and didn't make me wince in pain.
| Original Score: 3/4 | May 26, 2006