| Original Score: F | Feb 18, 2012

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Nov 17, 2011

| Original Score: B- | Oct 18, 2008

At one point Kingsley's character makes his pupils duel with mops soaked in his own urine. If you think that's funny, be my guest.

Full Review | Original Score: 0/5 | Aug 1, 2008

You'll wish the once-talented Myers had merely rested on his laurels rather than pooping into them.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Aug 1, 2008

Funny in fits and starts, though the fits are a little convulsive and the starts seldom come with a convincing ending or pay-off.

| Aug 1, 2008

To describe this holistic-healing comedy as anything other than terrible would be gross dereliction of duty, but I'll make one concession: it's kind of meant to be.

| Aug 1, 2008

Myers' shtick isn't for everyone, but I laughed. Looking around, however, I saw that my fellow critics were enjoying themselves as much as Gordon Brown on the beach at Southwold.

| Original Score: 3/5 | Aug 1, 2008

Myers has created in Pitka a character that's sexually ambiguous, deeply neurotic and far more fascinating than the puerile script.

| Original Score: 2/5 | Aug 1, 2008

A film so numbingly unamusing that you seriously question whether you were mistaken to have ever found Myers funny.

| Original Score: 1/5 | Jul 31, 2008

They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Well 'they' obviously haven't seen 'The Love Guru', an overgrown dirt-patch of clunking juvenilia.

| Original Score: 1/6 | Jul 31, 2008

As the celebrity love guru of Los Angeles, Mike Meyers delivers jokes so poorly that they just clang to the floor like metal weights.

| Original Score: 2/5 | Jul 11, 2008

It's just deadly.

Full Review | Jun 23, 2008

If you're in the mood for a delightful tweak of today's self-actualizing New Age gurus, look elsewhere. If, on the other hand, you want to see gags about boogers, elephant poop, and mano-a-mano duels with mops drenched in urine, then this is for you.

| Original Score: D+ | Jun 20, 2008

The endless winks at the camera look more desperate, the jokes at Troyer's expense seem more tasteless.

| Jun 20, 2008

Mike Myers is anti-comedy . . . that is, if one presumes comedy ought to be smart, new, surprising or, yes, funny.

| Jun 20, 2008

The road taken by The Love Guru could hardly be lower, and leads nowhere.

| Jun 20, 2008

Myers' Pitka is the stealthiest of holy rollers: he makes you roar just when you think he's going to hell in a hand basket.

| Original Score: 2.5/4 | Jun 20, 2008

At least it doesn't waste any time. At somewhere near the 30-second mark, it gets right down to business, and that business is the kind of humor that doesn't usually get named in this paper.

Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4 | Jun 20, 2008

Mike Myers' new comedy, The Love Guru, is a disappointment, but it's not a disaster, and that's at least something.

| Original Score: 2/4 | Jun 20, 2008