Ocean's Thirteen Reviews
Full Review | Original Score: 4/5 | Nov 17, 2011
Another spectacle of celebrity narcissism and goofing off which can only be commended for not being quite as unbearable as its thoroughly self-satisfied predecessor.
| Original Score: C | Jun 22, 2007
It's a great looking movie.
Full Review | Jun 18, 2007
A victim of its own pedigree.
| Original Score: 2.5/5 | Jun 15, 2007
Plausibility is the first casualty in Ocean's Thirteen but it's unlikely anybody is going to care.
| Original Score: 3.5/4 | Jun 15, 2007
Flat, abstruse, predictable and unable to raise your pulse rate higher than a blip on an EKG.
Full Review | Jun 13, 2007
You get what you came for, namely the usual suspects breezily hamming it up and a lot of forgettable banter going down incredibly easily.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/6 | Jun 9, 2007
Fantastically smug, empty picture, which comes complete with a nasty-tasting dab of misogyny.
| Original Score: 1/5 | Jun 9, 2007
An entertaining night out at the movies. Have some popcorn.
| Jun 9, 2007
Though it takes a little while before it really takes off, this slick bauble of a movie qualifies as the best of the summer 'threequels" -- at least thus far.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/4 | Jun 8, 2007
An exercise in stylish bravado that is as substantial as a catfight between supermodels.
| Original Score: 2/4 | Jun 8, 2007
Soderbergh regains the balance he found in the first film and, in some ways, even improves on it.
Full Review | Jun 8, 2007
For all its forced twinkle, Ocean's Thirteen leaves you with no real warmth, like a croupier who's just cleaned you out before he wishes you a nice day.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4 | Jun 8, 2007
Ocean's Thirteen is hack Hollywood garbage, the sort of film that thinks so little of its supposedly sure-thing audience that it never breaks a sweat. That's not cool; that's lazy.
| Original Score: D | Jun 8, 2007
A lightweight but altogether entertaining romp-reunion that seems like nothing more -- or less -- than a do-over for the Steven Soderbergh-George Clooney Gang's ponderous, too-hip-for-the room Ocean's Twelve.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/4 | Jun 8, 2007
In Hollywood's version of Vegas, I'll have the surf, and the turf, and the vegetarian, and anything else Soderbergh wants to serve me.
| Original Score: 3/4 | Jun 8, 2007
Why put so much sheen on a movie that warrants and provokes nothing more than mild diversion? It's like serving sloppy joes on fine china.
Full Review | Original Score: C+ | Jun 8, 2007
This might be the first piece of escapism to have a whiff of public service at its heart.
| Original Score: 3/4 | Jun 8, 2007
There is one small bit of good news about Ocean's Thirteen: it's not as bad as Ocean's Twelve. But when you consider just how dismal the latter was, this nugget will hardly be cause for rejoicing.
| Original Score: 1/5 | Jun 8, 2007
Thematically, though, this is an improvement on its forebears, mainly due to the way it deals - much like Scorsese's best work - with the archaic nature of the criminal set.
| Original Score: 3/5 | Jun 8, 2007