Scary Movie 3 Reviews
The first one was original, the second was still funny, but the third installment is on autopilot.
| Nov 12, 2018
This PG-13 has R-rated stuff.
| Original Score: 2/5 | Dec 28, 2010
Just middling funny, with no truly memorable high points and a sum impact that goes poof! before you've left the parking garage.
Full Review | Jun 23, 2008
Basically, any movie that suffers from a lack of Charlie Sheen has got problems.
| Original Score: 2/5 | Apr 1, 2006
Zucker's slapstick may have the satiric delicacy of a chainsaw lobotomy, but it hasn't harmed the franchise.
| Feb 9, 2006
This is not one of those occasions when you feel like giving Zucker an even break.
| Apr 9, 2004
The only thing more worn than the humour is a tired-looking Nielsen.
| Original Score: 2/5 | Jan 27, 2004
Zucker and company keep up such a frantic pace, the next laugh is never too far off.
Full Review | Nov 5, 2003
There's stupid, and then there's nonsensically stupid. Scary Movie 3 is absolutely nonsensical.
| Original Score: 0.5/5 | Oct 30, 2003
A hit-or-miss affair, but the gags that connect really connect.
| Original Score: B+ | Oct 29, 2003
Rebounds nicely from its sophomore misfire, giddily inbreeding the plots of a half-dozen box office overachievers-from The Ring to 8 Mile -- until the result assumes a comically unstoppable life of its own.
| Oct 28, 2003
This third outing is 90% chaff, 10% wit, and pure Children of the Corny.
| Original Score: 1/5 | Oct 27, 2003
... this genre is pretty much dead.
Full Review | Oct 27, 2003
Do we even care?
| Original Score: 1.5/4 | Oct 26, 2003
[David] Zucker's film ultimately comes up short because he doesn't seem to want to slow down as he gets older.
Full Review | Oct 24, 2003
If you haven't been a regular fixture at the multiplex, or don't spend all your time in front of the tube surfing hip-hop videos on M온라인카지노추천2, then you're not in on the joke, and if you're not in on the joke, you might want to skip this one.
Full Review | Oct 24, 2003
A sequel funnier than its predecessors.
| Original Score: 2/4 | Oct 24, 2003
It's all been there, razzed that, with long flat valleys stretching beneath the comic peaks.
| Original Score: 2/5 | Oct 24, 2003
It's last year's satire, wearing this year's clothes.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4 | Oct 24, 2003
There are a few laughs in Scary Movie 3, but most of the content is hopelessly dated.
| Original Score: 1/4 | Oct 24, 2003