Slotherhouse Reviews
...the killer creature embodies all the tensions and aggressions in a hyper-competitive scenario that is part Mean Girls, part Election. This commits to its absurdly dumb bit, while slyly promoting sisterhood.
| Feb 19, 2024
Beyond that one joke set-up and the title itself, Slotherhouse is sadly not that funny, even accounting for the fact that it has such a soft target in the American campus “Greek” system.
| Original Score: 2/5 | Feb 7, 2024
While it could have been a really cheap-looking, awful creature feature that relies on blood to stay interesting, it’s the complete opposite – it’s a near-masterpiece.
| Original Score: 4/5 | Feb 5, 2024
This hammed up creature feature slasher horror is ridiculous enough to enjoy if you’re not looking for anything too engrossing.
| Original Score: 3/5 | Jan 31, 2024
A surreal funhouse mirror where we can accept that a sloth would go on a rampage in a sorority if it means that we will learn that popularity isn’t everything.
| Original Score: 7/10 | Dec 23, 2023
Slotherhouse is a breath of fresh air and a joyful murderscape for everyone who wants to slow their roll and mellow out with some mayhem.
| Nov 10, 2023
Slotherhouse is an intentionally campy slasher flick whose one-joke premise about a serial-killing sloth becomes tiresome after the first 30 minutes. A lot of the manic energy is drained by the end, and the subpar acting performances become irritating.
| Oct 30, 2023
A ludicrous horror-comedy that hits all the right notes in gore, cringe, and puns, Slotherhouse is quintessential fun cinema.
| Original Score: 7.4/10 | Oct 29, 2023
Slotherhouse ultimately lacks the nerve and creativity to be the gonzoid-nutso movie it needs to be.
| Oct 18, 2023
Yet at a little over 90 minutes long, the film somehow outstays its welcome as the hilarious premise devolves into a series of scenes where we see young women being clawed to their death by the furry menace.
| Original Score: 2/5 | Oct 18, 2023
Ultimately lands as a movie that’s not so bad it’s good, but more it’s so bland it’s forgettable; and that’s something a killer sloth movie should never be.
| Original Score: 2/5 | Sep 26, 2023
The problems movies like this have is that they are really just one joke and it’s hard to make one joke sustain 90 minutes of film. Slotherhouse manages to do it, mostly.
| Original Score: 2.5/5 | Sep 24, 2023
The potential is there for an awesomely crazy send-up of slashers. Oddly, the problem with the movie is that it’s not crazy enough.
| Original Score: 2/4 | Sep 22, 2023
Slotherhouse aims for so bad it's good, but the film gets stuck on the bad part, the good never fully materialising.
| Sep 19, 2023
Goodhue and Fowler definitely succeed in putting together a preposterous genre cocktail, custom-made for a late-night viewing in a dark theater with an all-in crowd.
| Original Score: 3/5 | Sep 19, 2023
A surprisingly smart and articulate slasher with the sweetest little vendetta driven slowpoke you ever did see, Slotherhouse rises above its gimmick to deliver solid B-movie thrills
| Sep 19, 2023
They play it totally straight while the content is totally ridiculous... That makes it, I thought, very amusing.
| Sep 7, 2023
[Slotherhouse] is funny as it gets more and more absurd.
| Aug 31, 2023
Even with a prettier package presentation, the sloth slasher is not as funny or scary as it wants to be, proving that some ideas are better in trailer-length form.
| Aug 30, 2023
Slotherrhouse feels like an SNL skit that was cut right before showtime.
| Original Score: 2/5 | Aug 30, 2023