Slotherhouse Reviews
Looks good with high production value and a great cast but definitely one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Poorly written. Not funny. Such a wasted premise.
Awesome movie definitely GOLD! Must see first 10 minutes in had me hooked.
Ok so this movie isnt bad at all but kills are a lil dull so 3.5 out of 5
It’s fun, campy and never takes itself seriously. Who knew sloth’s could be so terrifying?
*Slotherhouse* is the kind of movie that sounds hilarious on paper—a killer sloth in a sorority house? Yes, please. The practical effects using puppeteers to bring the sloth to life are actually pretty solid and the only reason to stick around. Unfortunately, everything else? Painfully bad. The acting is so over-the-top it’s unbearable, like everyone’s trying way too hard to be “campy,” but instead, it’s just cringe. The plot is as predictable as it gets, and there’s zero actual scares. Every scene with the sloth is ridiculous in the best way, but the humans ruin it by being obnoxious and unfunny. The final half-hour picks up a bit because, hey, at least the annoying characters are getting picked off. Watch this with friends and a lot of booze for some ironic laughs, but don’t go in sober expecting anything remotely good. It’s awful—but in a way that *almost* works.
I'm into horror comedies, but this just wasn't humorous or well-written. I appreciate the film’s title, however. At least that elicited a chuckle.
I expected it to be a stupid and bad movie but I had hoped it would be those things on a B-level, akin to Sharknado, etc. This was more like F-level. No redeeming features at all.
The name makes it easy to figure out the type of movie Slotherhouse is, so I went in with little to no expectations it would be anything decent. While it exceeded my expectations regarding humor, everything else was just as campy. Still worth a watch if you're looking to pass time.
I liked the sloth because it wasn't purely CGI. However, I think 90% of the budget went to the sloth resulting in everything else being poor quality.
a perfect blend of horror and comedy, Slotherhouse provides a perfect movie in every way.
pretty silly...abilities of sloth were waaaay to unbelievable..
I thought it was a horror movie, but in the end it was just a stupid teen comedy. Just a waste of time. And there are no real kills, just scream and fake blood sprayed on the walls.
This might be one of the worst movies my eyes have ever seen. Oh my god, this was absolutely unbearable. The sloth is the worst-looking robot I've ever seen. The whole message was about leaving animals in the wild when the sloth looks at a picture of a rainforest and says the word "home" before dying after being shot and stabbed numerous times. This was so horrible. I knew it was going to be bad, and I wanted a funny, bad movie, but this was just terrible.
0 character development, 0 reason to care about any characters in this movie, 0 reason to actually enjoy any part of this movie. Yikes, even for a parody of horror movies this movie sucks. It's quite funny how bad it is though.
While it has its moments of fun, the film remains very uneven and highly superficial. It could have benefited from fully embracing self-derision. Additionally, the parallel plots insufficiently mingle to create something truly engaging or coherent. While the concept is fun, it's not enough to carry the film.
¿Una película slasher sobre un perezoso asesino? Si, una película slasher sobre un perezoso asesino. ¿Es tan ridícula como suena? Si, incluso mas. No es para tomársela en serio porque ni siquiera el film lo hace, es solo para sentarse y disfrutar porque a nivel entretenimiento y comedia (sobre todo comedia) no solo cumple sino que sobrepasa las expectativas.
Slotherhouse works. Funny and compelling!
It was just too B for me.
This movie is so bad that it's amazing the kills are absolutely amazing the cast is great my only gripe is that it is kind of a bore at the end but it's still such a goofy premise that makes the ending less of a bore I would never buy or rent this movie but if you have Hulu you'll have nothing to lose to watch this movie I give it a 9.8/10 great movie
Really great movie Alpha The Sloth is really cool and the puppet looks very nice