Teeth Reviews
As amateurishly made as it is, Teeth runs on a kind of angry distrust toward boys.
| Original Score: 2/4 | Nov 24, 2011
I'm not sure I've ever seen rape, incest or abuse dealt with so vapidly.
| Original Score: 1/5 | Nov 17, 2011
Whether you view it as a primordial image from the collective unconscious or a practical warning against promiscuity, vagina dentata makes an indubitably memorable impression -- and an ideal premise for a tongue-in-cheek teen horror movie.
| Original Score: 3/4 | Mar 28, 2008
Given how thoroughly all the subtext spells out the message, then, it seems unnecessary to make the actual text so raw, grotesque and graphic.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4 | Mar 27, 2008
Given how thoroughly all the subtext spells out the message, then, it seems unnecessary to make the actual text so raw, grotesque and graphic. Granted, a horror movie about vagina dentata was probably never destined to be tasteful, but Lichtenstein's comp
| Original Score: 2.5/4 | Mar 27, 2008
Teeth works so well and is so original for at least the first half that it makes the slight fumble near the end zone forgivable.
| Feb 12, 2008
Teeth's whirling moral compass actually provides the perfect metaphor for the teenage sexual urge in postpubescent overdrive.
| Original Score: 2.5/4 | Feb 1, 2008
Every time the scary music kicks in and another dumb male clutches his crotch, the theater bursts into uncertain giggles like a needed release
| Original Score: A- | Jan 29, 2008
[The] castration scenes aren't nearly as excruciating as his awkward timing and worse-than-obvious pacing.
| Original Score: 1/4 | Jan 25, 2008
Extremely funny, very clever and still packs some cover-your-face bloody thrills that top any Saw or Hostel movie.
| Original Score: 4/5 | Jan 25, 2008
Debuting director Mitchell (son of Roy) Litchtenstein creates a lot of dread but not a consistent tone.
| Original Score: 2.5/4 | Jan 23, 2008
There's no scarier myth for males, and [director] Lichtenstein turns various images of emasculation into a black comedy that flirts, fairly tediously, with pornography.
| Jan 23, 2008
A feminist horror movie, an updated version of old-fashioned exploitation that lobs a few gentle barbs at the way we are now.
| Original Score: 3.5/5 | Jan 22, 2008
The picture is unfocused and indistinct; there's a noncommittal quality to the filmmaking. Teeth hinges on one strong idea but doesn't know quite where to take it, wobbling awkwardly between going for laughs and making its semi-delineated points.
Full Review | Jan 18, 2008
Actor turned writer-director Mitchell Lichtenstein has bitten into one of the oldest myths in human folklore with Teeth, an imaginatively demented horror-comedy.
| Original Score: 3/4 | Jan 18, 2008
Teenage horror-movie spoof, John Waters parody, No Nukes protest movie: Mitchell Lichtenstein's clever, crude comedy, Teeth is all these and more.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5 | Jan 18, 2008
It is inventive, bold and unquestionably pushes the envelope, and while the fangs it bares aren't quite razor sharp Teeth still has the incisors to make quite a nasty impression (and that's a good thing).
| Original Score: 2.5/4 | Jan 17, 2008
Campy, shameless and sophisticated, Lichtenstein's debut is gutsy and original.
| Original Score: 4.5/5 | Jan 17, 2008
The gratuitous and often overly garish mayhem is made more palatable by the assured comedic turn by Weixler.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4 | Jan 17, 2008
Writer-director Mitchell Lichtenstein is onto something really fresh in his feature debut, flipping a graphic warning for men into an empowering fable for women.
| Original Score: B+ | Jan 17, 2008