Joey Shapiro
Joey Shapiro's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer® when published at Tomatometer-approved publication(s).
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Paddington in Peru (2024)
93%
“It’s less a sequel than a spin-off, but that gives it more freedom to just be a silly good time.” –
Chicago Reader
Feb 20, 2025
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Den of Thieves: Pantera (2025)
61%
“Den of Thieves 2: Pantera isn’t a shift from the first film so much as it is a refinement. This is a more elegant, mature manifestation of “dudes rock,” like a Solo cup of limoncello instead of a room-temp bottle of Mountain Dew Code Red. ” –
Chicago Reader
Jan 16, 2025
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Megalopolis (2024)
45%
“It's also endlessly fascinating and a little extraordinary, a movie so insistent on bucking contemporary cinematic trends that it could only be self-funded by an octogenarian artist-turned–wine baron...” –
Chicago Reader
Oct 3, 2024
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Between the Temples (2024)
85%
“With both misery and comedy, director Nathan Silver satisfyingly captures the Jewish experience.” –
Chicago Reader
Aug 22, 2024
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Longlegs (2024)
86%
“It’s stunning how quickly it unravels into mediocrity after that interaction, how frantically it tries to scrub away any trace of mystery with flashbacks and voiceovers...” –
Chicago Reader
Jul 17, 2024
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Night Swim (2024)
19%
“Night Swim might be the first movie to star a haunted pool, but its story beats are interchangeable with any other horror movie in the microgenre of kindly fathers turning mean after a real estate–based possession.” –
Chicago Reader
Jan 13, 2024
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The Zone of Interest (2023)
93%
“It’s a claustrophobic and uncomfortable viewing experience because it doesn’t ask for our sympathy—it confronts us with our passivity.” –
Chicago Reader
Jan 13, 2024
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Wonka (2023)
82%
“I can’t be upset at a movie with this much warmth and craft across the board, one that believes so earnestly...” –
Chicago Reader
Dec 16, 2023
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The Nun II (2023)
51%
“The Catholic horror wheel isn’t reinvented, but the jump scares are so nonstop and occasionally clever that I was left wondering: is this the most fun I’ve had at the movies all summer?” –
Chicago Reader
Sep 22, 2023
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The Equalizer 3 (2023)
76%
“Denzel seems to be sleepwalking through every scene that doesn’t involve gouging and/or stabbing.” –
Chicago Reader
Sep 8, 2023
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Kandahar (2023)
45%
“If I’m going to watch this man retcon the war on terror to look heroic, it should at the very least be over-the-top enough to be entertaining.” –
Chicago Reader
Jun 3, 2023
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Fast X (2023)
57%
“Fast X continues the franchise’s mission to scale bigger and campier heights, and there are moments that will have you full-volume hooting and hollering in your seat, but it’s undone by the gravest sin of this cinematic universe: it breaks up the family.” –
Chicago Reader
Jun 3, 2023
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The Boogeyman (2023)
61%
“It fits neatly into this lineage of trauma monster movies like Smile, Men, and Hatching...thankfully, despite the lack of subtlety inherent to that approach, it’s probably the best of the bunch so far.” –
Chicago Reader
Jun 3, 2023
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Evil Dead Rise (2023)
84%
“The first sequel in a full decade, this should feel like getting an Evil Dead reunion, but instead it’s more akin to a so-so tribute band.” –
Chicago Reader
Apr 26, 2023
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Magic Mike's Last Dance (2023)
48%
“...it’s only a baby step in the wrong direction: in a decidedly sexless era of American cinema, Steven Soderbergh is still the only man brave enough to deliver...” –
Chicago Reader
Feb 11, 2023
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M3GAN (2022)
93%
“This won't pop up on any top ten lists by the end of the year, but for a genre film released in a month typically reserved as a dumping ground for studios, this is all you could hope for.” –
Chicago Reader
Jan 14, 2023
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