This hodgepodge of a mystery thriller is one to skip.

| Original Score: 2/5 | Aug 19, 2019

Perhaps the most bizarre cinematic disaster of 2018.

| Original Score: 2/10 | Dec 3, 2018

As the hopelessly muddled film toggles between fact and fiction, it becomes pretentious and incoherent, leaving little room for emotional investment.

| Nov 30, 2018

Every now and then a movie comes along that is so singularly ill-conceived, so gigantically rotten at its core, it demands I break the format. LONDON FIELDS is such a film.

| Nov 27, 2018

Amber Heard has a particularly goddess-like face; it apparently syncs perfectly with the Golden Ratio. That's the only reason men will go see this movie, and probably love it.

| Original Score: 2/5 | Nov 16, 2018

The cinematic equivalent of a sewage truck colliding with a tanker full of gasoline.

| Nov 6, 2018

London Fields knows what notes to play but not how they ought to come together.

| Original Score: C- | Nov 5, 2018

Nothing works - certainly not forcing Amber Heard to become a vamping pin-up, ogled by the camera like it was a horny college freshman.

| Original Score: .5/5 | Oct 31, 2018

interesting concept but poorly executed

| Oct 28, 2018

Imagine Amber Heard and Johnny Depp in the same room. No, Well imagine them in the same movie. That is "London Fields," a movie that is not good but is quirky - and that might find it a semblance of an audience.

| Original Score: 4/10 | Oct 27, 2018

Just like its beautiful protagonist, nothing is enough to save this film from a bad end.

| Oct 27, 2018

Based on a novel by Martin Amis, this shabby, wildly uneven neo-noir is a total mess, coasting on the surface of several cartoonish characters as they interact without rhyme, reason, or purpose.

| Original Score: 1/5 | Oct 26, 2018

Adaptation of great 1989 novel by Martin Amis with Billy Bob Thornton, Amber Heard, Jim Sturgess and Johnny Depp a complete mess.

| Original Score: D | Oct 26, 2018

This isn't finally coming out into theaters, it's escaping into them after a battle to rightly hide it.

| Original Score: 1/4 | Oct 26, 2018

A boring and garish mess that even fans of the book will find nearly impossible to follow.

| Original Score: .5/4 | Oct 26, 2018

All of the side stories and characters are what make this tale impenetrable...

| Original Score: 1/4 | Oct 26, 2018

A flashy but muddled and incredibly tedious farrago that tries desperately to reflect the novel's prismatic literary brilliance in visual form but fails miserably.

| Original Score: D- | Oct 26, 2018

London Fields simply does not work on any level.

| Oct 26, 2018

Quite simply, horrendous - a trashy, tortured misfire from beginning to end.

| Oct 25, 2018

Not every book needs to be turned into a film.

| Original Score: D+ | Oct 25, 2018