Nothing works - certainly not forcing Amber Heard to become a vamping pin-up, ogled by the camera like it was a horny college freshman.

| Original Score: .5/5 | Oct 31, 2018

A boring and garish mess that even fans of the book will find nearly impossible to follow.

| Original Score: .5/4 | Oct 26, 2018

Quite simply, horrendous - a trashy, tortured misfire from beginning to end.

| Oct 25, 2018

The aggressively awful "London Fields" is, once again, proof that not every successful novel should become a movie.

| Oct 18, 2018

It's like a music video, cretinously portenteous, in the worst possible taste.

| Original Score: 1/5 | Sep 14, 2016

So comprehensively does the film fail to represent the labyrinthian literary wonders of Amis' book that it scarcely seems worthwhile to detail its universal shortcomings.

| Sep 14, 2016

There are myriad bizarre moments.

| Original Score: 2/5 | Sep 14, 2016

Novelistic, rich and awfully silly.

| Original Score: 2/5 | Sep 14, 2016

This spiraling story of sex, murder, darts, premillennial dread and authorial anxiety becomes a veritable hash of garish, disassociated tableaux.

| Sep 14, 2016

Most scenes lack pace, are performed badly and are accompanied by a running commentary of action we can see for ourselves. It's car-crash film-making.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Sep 18, 2015