New York Minute is, for the most part, a bottom-of-the-barrel star vehicle that doesn't entirely, at any point, justify its very existence.

| Original Score: 1.5/4 | Dec 11, 2021

I can't fathom that even the dirty old men will find much to like with this film.

| Original Score: 1.0/4.0 | Sep 18, 2020

Admittedly, in all this stupidity there are a couple of laugh out loud moments, but these do not make up for the fact that mediocrity is a poor replacement for talent and comic timing.

| Original Score: 2/5 | Apr 18, 2019

But in the middle of all this straining for zaniness, there is an extended sequence that demonstrates just how bad, bad acting can be.

| Aug 24, 2017

Not great, but Olsen twin fans won't care.

| Original Score: 2/5 | Dec 26, 2010

A basic rip-off of "Ferris Bueller"...

| Apr 29, 2009

Most viewers will likely be checking their watches, probably wishing this Minute were gone in 60 seconds.

Full Review | Original Score: 2/4 | Nov 2, 2006

| Original Score: 1.5/5 | Dec 6, 2005

[The stars] never attempt to do anything outside their limited range; like, for example, act.

| Original Score: 2/5 | Nov 4, 2004

| Original Score: 4/10 | Oct 7, 2004

Stanley Kubrick once said, 'If it can be written, or thought, it can be filmed.' Obviously, he had never seen the script for New York Minute.

| Original Score: 3/10 | Sep 2, 2004

Histrionically speaking, the Olsens couldn't be called twin peaks, but they're getting there.

| Aug 8, 2004

| Original Score: 2/5 | Aug 7, 2004

Separately the characters are annoying; together it's unnervingly like watching one actress playing twins.

| Original Score: 2/5 | Jul 30, 2004

A hectic, overcooked sugar rush of a movie.

| Original Score: 2/5 | Jul 20, 2004

Esta atrocidade poderia representar um embaraço para todos os envolvidos, caso estes tivessem algum senso de ridículo - o que, a julgar por este longa, não parece ser o caso.

| Original Score: 1/5 | Jul 19, 2004

It's as inhumane to the actresses as it is to the audience that's supposed to receive it as "family entertainment."

| Original Score: 0/5 | Jun 1, 2004

Who would have thunk the twins from The Shining should have their own movie?

| Original Score: 0/4 | May 28, 2004

Mayhem rules and this slapstick comedy offer a lot of action, sudden turns, and some wild and crazy stuff.

| Original Score: 2.5/4 | May 25, 2004

...too much eye-liner and not enough talent...

Full Review | Original Score: 0/4 | May 20, 2004