The picture would be more fun if we cared about who got killed and who survived.

| Sep 29, 2023

What the glittering, star-driving survivalism of Poseidon Adventure actually presents is a nightmarishly schematic fantasia of guiltless discomfort.

| Original Score: 3/4 | May 8, 2006

Neither as exciting nor as unintentionally funny as one would like it to be.

| Original Score: B- | Apr 19, 2006

The Poseidon Adventure is the kind of movie you know is going to be awful, and yet somehow you gotta see it, right?

| Original Score: 2.5/4 | Oct 23, 2004